Thursday, April 28, 2011

BACKDATED: Sign Language


Big to enclickify

This is a blast from the past — 1992 to be a little less imprecise — when I was working as a security officer at the Braidwood Nuclear Power Station. Put me on a post with no responsibilities for an 8-hour shift, give me a pencil and paper, and if I don't put my eye out, I'll scribble something eventually.



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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

BACKDATED: Desperation



Since I used the photo I took today for a different post [see Other's Day], I thought I would attempt to distract you with a shot of the painfully cute kid I used to be. No, I don't know what happened.



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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

BACKDATED: Territorial

a.k.a. Swans Are Badass Mofos!








This drama unfolded this evening as I arrived home from work. This little pond next to my building doesn't strike me as anything fancy, but apparently the waterfowl find it very worthy of possession. Through the sequence of photos above it is clear that the swan is not happy with the Canada Goose in his water, and he pursues him determinedly until the goose leaves the pond.

I thought it was all over and put away my camera, but afterward the swan chased the goose onto land and took a beak-swipe at him. The goose opted for less hostile waters and flew off.



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Monday, April 25, 2011

BACKDATED: Miles and Miles



I started driving this car a year and a half ago, and this read approximately 318,000. At 399,989 I thought to myself, Don't forget to take a photo at 400,000. Guess what I did?



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Sunday, April 24, 2011

BACKDATED: Bedhead



It's a rare and precious moment when you can walk in front of the mirror and 1) startle yourself and 2) laugh.



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Monday, April 18, 2011

BACKDATED: Good, Bad, Ugly

You choose...

Grand Opening in Rolling Meadows, Illinois!

Photo made with iPhone4.

This IS The Small Fries!

Photo made with iPhone4.

I Knew We'd Get At Least One More!




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Saturday, April 16, 2011

BACKDATED: Success


Yours truly with Iona, one of the dedicated crew members
of
Bleacher Bums!

Bleacher Bums's opening weekend went very well, and most of the cast and crew celebrated at The Celtic Crown, where we indulged in a bit of spirits and some karaoke.



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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

BACKDATED: Bums Launch Tomorrow!



This is the first play I've ever been involved with where the set has to be mopped down after every performance!

Tonight was our final dress rehearsal.



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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

BACKDATED: Insert Motivational Line Here



Don't go getting all religious on me. It's just clouds, the sun, and the automatic settings on my iPhone. It's hard to believe I took these while standing in the Taco Burrito King parking lot at Harlem and Higgins in Chicago.





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Monday, April 11, 2011

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Friday, April 8, 2011

BACKDATED: He Has Ridden!



Most of you figure I'm going to hell, anyway, so I figured I might as well post.



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Thursday, April 7, 2011

BACKDATED: Chick-Fil-A

[Due to the heavy schedule of Bleacher Bums, the taxi job and the many demands on my time (sleep), this blog went into a brief hibernation. While a violation in execution of my vows at the start of this project, I continued to create photographs daily. Well, almost daily. The seams over skipped days will be invisible, let alone unmentioned.]



I first saw this franchise, pronounced "chick fillay" (fillet) on ventures into southeastern Missouri when i was living and working in southern Illinois, and again when I lived and worked in south Georgia, and yet again on my many journeys to The South in the Noughts. Years ago they came up with a brilliant ad campaign with "photos" of cows holding up crudely written, poorly spelled signs that read "Eat Mor Chikin." As I recall, their menu is not vast, but the food is decent enough, as fast food goes: simple chicken sandwiches, waffle fries instead of "french" fries, and brand name soft drinks — Coca-Cola, most likely, as this chain hails from the south. Phlog hopes to track the progress of this, the first restaurant I know of in the Chicago area.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Eats


Photo made with iPhone.

As Bleacher Bums rumbles toward its opening performance, idle time becomes more scarce. Eating on the run (here it's at a Dominick's store's dining area) has become the norm. This chicken salad sandwich was among the most tasteless sandwiches I've ever had.



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Monday, April 4, 2011

Voidiness



This vast field used to be a big box hardware and home improvement store (Menard's, for those who might be familiar with the chain.) It fits in with my theory that everything eventually reverts back to prairie.



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Sunday, April 3, 2011

Sticky Wicket



Arriving home from the grocery store today, I noticed these young men in the parking lot of the office building next to my building. Just like our American image of kids playing stickball in the street, or sandlot baseball, this must be an image repeated all over the rest of the world: a pick-up game of Cricket! These people are likely either Indian or Pakistani, judging by the population of my apartment complex. Cricket is a huge game in those countries as well as England, Australia and certainly dozens more. And from what I learned about Cricket on my visit to Birmingham, UK, last year, if these guys are serious, they'll be playing this game for three more days. (If you click on the photo or download it and magnify it, you can see the ball in the air just to the right of the lid of the brown dumpster.)



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Friday, April 1, 2011

O'Dark Thirty



The lady in the photo arrives around 4:00 every (other?) morning at the Schaumburg, Illinois, Metra rail station to clean out the bathrooms. On those days when I'm at the Schaumburg station awaiting the dispatch to pick up my M-W-F dialysis patient, it's almost comforting to see that this woman is out and about, making me feel less alone at such a ridiculous hour.

...that is, if I'm not cocooned and asleep in my car.



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